One of my favorite movie scenes is from the original The Parent Trap. Unaware that his ex-wife is back in town to disrupt his remarriage, Mitch (Brian Keith) turn to his ranch foreman and asks him if he too feels like maybe there's a storm brewing. I have the same feeling about the Vikings stadium, that the deal has essentially been struck, that we are seeing a carefully timed series of headlines herding us taxpayers to yet another shearing festival, and that too many Republicans are complicit in it.
After some "sense of urgency" discussions and the convenient collapse of the Metrodome roof, Hennepin County opts out. Then Ramsey County opts in, supposedly with the Vikings on board. And it also finally addresses the problem of the old ammunition plant. Oh, but wait, those problems could be much more expensive than first thought. And Sid thinks it should be downtown regardless.
So, enter Mayor Rybak with another downtown proposal that conveniently rehabs Target Center and papers over part of his property tax problems. But the Vikings aren't crazy about it and now Governor Dayton says $300 million of state spending is it - no more, and not enough to fund either concept. But oddly, he has also come out of his closet to start working on the final budget bills with the Legislature, perhaps to create a little time in the regular session to do a one day miracle. Dayton will appear to compromise for the sake of all the union construction jobs created. Block E and the racino could likely be part of this. Building on the Metrodome site means it continues to get light rail service, including the new Central Corridor that shares that station with the Hiawatha line. And a couple of Republicans are ready to introduce the legislation necessary.
Getting it done in the regular session pays bi-partisan dividends to those who vote yes and then seek re-election in 2012. It maximizes the time for the public to forget, who are then treated to fawning press coverage on the new construction while the Vikings play at TCF Bank stadium.
There are other possible scenarios, but the one where the Republicans suddenly remember their principles, reach out to the John Marty wing, and kill this bill outright this year and next isn't likely one of them. It'll come out of nowhere, raise taxes, draw from the many slush funds available, and become law in less time than you can say, "Tim Pawlenty!"
